Why am I an F'ing Idiot

F'ing idiot 1-- Ok so last night, while bored out of my mind and insomnia kicking in, I decided to join an online poker website. With credit card in hand I sign up and place $25 into my account. I find a poker room that is $.25 no limit hold 'em and jump on in. At first I started out a lil' tentative, but then after a few hands the cards started going my way. THe table started out with 8 people, but there was two of us that really started running things. He would get somebody to go all in and then I would get someone all in. After about 2 hours of playing this other person and myself ran at least 15 people off of the table and had bank rolls of about $500+. Then him and I go at it, only cuz there was no one left in the room. Finally, after about 8 hands I got him to go all in and won. Now I have a good chunk of change. Now the shitty part. I finally get up and leave the poker room and go to cash out. When I get to the f'ing cashier I find out that I was playing with funny money and not real money. After about 5 minutes of pissing and moaning I finally just shutoff my computer in discust. All in all $900= down the drain
F'ing idiot number 2-- Ok I finished writing this whole rant about last night and hit the damn spell check button and the damn thing gets erased. I need the weekend to get here quick. No fam home this weekend and I am going to drink BEER. Nectur of the gods.